So, this is the time of day where I spew out all of my anxiety on this blog. I know y’all have missed my paranoid ranting and suffocating self esteem issues! Am I right? That’s why you follow this angsty blog, right?

 So, I think the only reason I can’t get into a relationship is because I am so paranoid that I can’t believe anything that anyone says. I mean.. I don’t know everything about this guy, and that makes me annoyingly paranoid about everything. I seriously have a high uncertainty tolerance (low tolerance for risks). Look at me using actual terms for class. Extra credit, please? He’s been awesome so far, but I’m still just freaking all sorts of the fuck out. 

And my ex is trying to patch things up between us, fucking finally.  And I find it hilarious how long it takes him to even think that there’s something wrong! Are you fucking slow? The amount of shit that happened between us and now you think it’s time to show initiative?!?! What the fuck man? CAN I PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE?!?! I think I get a free swing and 10 minute start run. 

 I obviously need to start meditation… after I finish my hw…