March 2012
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February 2012
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Watchhernameishelen:
runningonnothing:
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expandyourworld:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
omggggggg how cooooote
aw!
Ugh this is so cute, I’m in pieces on the floor.
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So, I may have just sent a letter to The Ellen...
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exerciseinexposure:
I gave a brief definition, told her about David Jay, and asked her to find some asexual people to come on her show. I know I’m being far too optimistic, but wouldn’t it be awesome to have freaking Ellen Degeneres backing us up?!
omg yes i would be forced to love her even more
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These are legitimately interesting questions! Ask...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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So, I'm gonna try to start writing again. (I'm...
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Watchsolyeuse:
caliginouswaltz:
miramoondarling:
synnesai:
miatun:
miraculouslycapricious:
miryeffigy:
mybedshapedshadow:
ponderingmynextsteps:
Damn, did not see that coming!
Omfg this is beautiful. <3
I teared up just a little bit, oops))
BAW
oh my god that made me cry
this is making me cry oh god
ok ok
i teared up TuT;;
As soon as he started writing the notes I knew...
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Watchiamabutchsolo:
collegehumor:
Gender Role Reversal Dating
“Does this mustache make me look fat?”
Play on stereotypical gender roles.
My drunk ex called me last night, directly after me being really really happy with my bf. Um… what the hell guys?
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So, last night was freaking awesome!! Well, he’s not a jerk and he’s really really sweet. Nothing really bad happened…Except for him learning the hard way why you should never add so much wasabi into a sauce, why that sauce should never be duck sauce, and why you should never drink water afterwards. That and trying to find a graveyard in the dark is never a good idea.
Not...
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So, I taught the partner how to put on lip gloss….
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bean-sprout:
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a...
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ARGH! Stupid RADIO! Stop playing “I’m not over you”, while I’m talking to my ex…
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Guess who’s probably ruining the best relationship that they’ve ever been in so far? This little blogger right here! Why am I so fucking emotional? And not just emotional, but fucking volatile depression!! It comes out like a fucking acid volcano and spews itself on anyone close enough! Omg and I really like this guy; and he’s not a fucking prick and doesn’t shit on my...
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24. Write something or post a picture about...
heliotitans:
This one upsets me, because of the “I can’t” use of words there.
Being not interested in, or don’t wanting to do it, it’s not the same as “I can’t”. The “I can’t”, sounds like “I’m deffective and I don’t have the equipment to do it”.
Hey! I’m asexual, I’m not a broken toy.
I don’t like this other one either, I see it so elitist…
Jimmeny Fucking Christmas! I really wanna learn to...
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Job Hunting!
So, there’s new business developments within walking distance and I applied to most of them.
There’s a little non fat frozen yogurt place
A pizza place
A big ass grocery store
supposed to be some new restaurants
and a little kid clothes store
Maybe one of them will hire me
FORCED OPTIMISM! See I’m trying to be optimistic, and it’s not working.
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well since the xbox isn't working, i'll just name...
juliewatchesanime:
*realizes i forgot my wii nunchuck at my friend’s house*
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Can someone explain why there are so many troll...
House proved asexuality is fake. Sorry. If you are...
hernameishelen:
raumlet:
dumb motherfucker says what?
(psst this is where you say what)
Right, because TV shows prove things now. Lololol. House is a hypothetical situation. This better be a troll.
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this is not okay…
http://psychology-tools.com/spin/ →
Jingle all the fucking way! I don’t like this score, thought it would be lower…
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There’s a zoo in my body
Why won’t it come out?
There are dark eyed elephants
with razors and snouts
There are these butterflies
with nightmares on wings
Deadly little lightning bugs
with thunderstorms on strings
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Trailing along with this zoo
are the merchants of rain
who drown me in unpleasant things
again and again
Each time I breath more comes in
some are...
Miss Piggy On Beauty
sinnumero:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
I wish Miss Piggy was my therapist.
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Holy shit! The man was human!
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The awkward moment when you're frustrated and you...